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Opera
No opera can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing.
-W.H. Auden
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
-Ed Gardner
Duffy's Tavern, a U.S. radio show from the 1940s
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
-"Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey"
Saturday Night Live
The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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