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Your guess is as good as mine. Better
probably, because you haven't had four beers.
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-Dave Barry
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Without question, the greatest invention in
the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a
fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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-Dave Barry
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If God had intended for us to drink beer, he
would have given us stomachs.
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-David Daye
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Beer is proof that God loves us.
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-Benjamin Franklin
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel
without beer.
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-Henry Lawson
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Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances:
I am drinking ale today.
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-Edgar Allen Poe
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*What could be bigger than
this? This is beer!
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-Stretch, a character played by Michael
Rapaport in
Kicked In The Head, 1997
Written by Kevin Corrigan and Matthew Harrison, directed by Matthew Harrison
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Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
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-Unknown
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Draft beer, not people!
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-Unknown
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Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
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-Unknown
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American beer is like sex in a canoe.
Fucking close to water.
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-Unknown
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In wine there is wisdom
In beer there is joy
(In Vine Veritas
In Cervesio Felicitas)
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-Unknown
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I've always believed that paradise will have
my favorite beer on tap.
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-Rudyard Wheatley
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